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The Money King

A few days ago, I posted a poem from Anne Neville’s point of view. Today this poem has to do with her husband. This is from my point of view. I’m viewing how people think Richard III is a cash grab.

 The Money King

Let’s have peace
Let’s agree
He’s good
For your economy.
Richard 3—
England’s Money King!

©Sarah Patten, 2019

Portrait of Richard III of England (Public domain)

Portrait of Richard III of England
(Public domain)

Anne Neville’s Wedding Vows to Richard

We are blessed to lots of information—true and false—about England’s most controversial monarch, Richard III. Way less is known about his queen, Anne Neville. I personally believe he would have never sat on the throne if they hadn’t married. I think she definitely provided encouragement. Anyway, since we don’t have tons of information about her, I like to wonder what she would have us know. Then I write some of those parodies. (Click here to read her inspirational pamphlet.)

Here’s a poem I wrote about her possible feelings when she got married to Richard, who was then the Duke of Gloucester.

Lady Anne’s Sweet Vows to Her Husband, Duke of Gloucester

From all that I’ve seen,
You’ve treated me like a queen.
Now as your wife,
I want you to have the best life.
I will be encouraging
I will do anything
To make you a king!

©Sarah Patten, 2019

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Anne Neville’s Guide to Success

Here’s a little tongue and cheek about how King Richard III’s wife, Anne Neville, got to the top.

Get Your Dream Career

By Anne Neville Queen Anne, Beloved Consort of King Richard III

I grew up an heiress and was temporarily Princess of Wales. After my first husband and father died in battle,  I lost everything. I know I should be grateful that the king let me live with my sister and brother-in-law, (who’s the king’s little brother). So, see I was trapped by powerful men and family. It was impossible to break away. But I knew I had to in order to fulfill my dreams as an heiress who would have it all.

  1. Know Your Goals
    Even after I became a complete nobody, I still had the mindset as a queen. That mindset led me to fight for dreams. I wasn’t about to let my brother-in-law send me to a convent so he could take my inheritance. I had to accomplish my goals and went about doing research. I discovered my best ally would be the little brother of my brother-in-law, Richard Gloucester. His status was high. Plus, his relationship status was single.
  2. Network
    However you want to do it, get the word out. Be on the lookout! Whenever I was with my sister in public, I looked presentable. Yet, she and my brother-in-law kept a close watch on me.
    My prayers were answered during the holiday celebrations of 1471-72. I had made official contact with Richard. After shortly recounting celebrations we shared as children, I stopped small talk so we could just talk business. I told him I knew he needed money and would be happy to help if he signed a marital contact. He said he was relieved because he had been too shy to ask about the monetary/matrimony contact. On his part he said he would have the King invite my sister and brother-in-law to a mandatory banquet and he would personally deliver me out of the house where I had been a well-dressed prisoner.
  3. Follow- Through
    You’ll know you’ve picked the right business partner if he is as motivated as you are. Richard picked me up, and there was family drama that followed within the next couple months. I got some of my wealth back, and as a bonus, got a baby.
  4. Repeat Steps 1-3
    I still had the queen mindset after I married Richard. When the king died, Richard and I researched through many channels, and found the king’s children were not allowed to rule. After the tedious paperwork, Richard and I finally had our joint coronation.

Sincerely,
Your Majesty Queen Anne

©Sarah Patten, 2019

 

Featured Image: Richard III and Anne Neville stained glass image in Cardiff Castle, UK.

Eleanor Talbot

Eleanor Talbot became a star shortly before the infamous Richard III became king. She wasn’t even alive. However, when she was alive, she had met Edward IV (eldest brother of Richard), and supposedly married him in secret.

Soon enough Edward went his way and married Elizabeth Woodville three year later. When Edward died in 1483, the crown naturally went to his twelve-year-old  son, who became Edward V—but only for a short time while it was discovered that the late king had been married to Eleanor while also married to Elizabeth. Supporters of Richard concluded that the marriage between Edward IV and Elizabeth Woodville had been bigamous thus making their children illegitimate and out of the succession.  Richard soon became king with much controversy that hasn’t gone away.

I’m in the process of rereading John Ashtown-Hill’s Eleanor The Secret Queen: The Woman Who Put Richard III on the Throne while reading Chris Skidmore’s Richard III: Brother, Protector, King, and it is quite the experience reading opposing views! These books are making me think very hard about Eleanor’s character. I have many ideas about Richard III but haven’t formed any clear picture of Eleanor yet. century-2026562_960_720

There are those who believe that Eleanor gave birth to a child that Edward IV had fathered. If this shaky claim is true, the baby either died young or was quickly taken out  of sight. If she had had a child, then that child and his or her posterity would have kept Eleanor’s memory alive and stood up for her.  When women don’t have living and direct descendants they tend to disappear more than the men who don’t have any heirs. It’s sad but true.

I believe that there are many people who, like Eleanor, want to be found. They want to show up in our history books with their stories truthfully told.